we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
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Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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