are you so shy because you have an std?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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