Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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