I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
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i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
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There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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