So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
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I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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