Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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