Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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