North Korea, Best Korea!
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
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I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind