At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
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She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
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Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.