There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
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Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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