The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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