This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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