i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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