don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
you didnt know i had herpes?
porn star boner night. come get it.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
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We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
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Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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