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If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
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Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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