Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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