your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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