we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Randomize
