My friends, they love my intelligence
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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