Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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