i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
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That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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