i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
All the doctor said was why
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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