The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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