I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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