i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
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Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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