Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
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McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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