4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
My breasts were aching with rage.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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