Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
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How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
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Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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