It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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