she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
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The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I think pants incapable of making pants work
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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