I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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