Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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