i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
