i just sent this text using only my big toe
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
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We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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