Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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