Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
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Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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