Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
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full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
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I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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