so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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