This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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