Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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