I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
