Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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