Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
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I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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