i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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