god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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