I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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