They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
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He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
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i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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