he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
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i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
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I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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