Me. At least after what I've been through.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
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Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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