her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
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My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
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According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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