what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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