Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
i out mim tonsoeep
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