I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
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I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
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do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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