brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
